This flyer could not have come at a better time. This nation is in desperate need of white dudes to fill out its Audi dealerships, golf clubhouses, and Dave Matthews concert audiences, and — as the election made painfully clear — authentic Caucasian males are in shorter supply these days. Especially since November 7th, when many more of them locked themselves in their bomb shelters with a four-year supply of guns, khakis, and submissive women. Of course, this flyer doesn't say who to ask for when we call this number, so we'll just safely assume it's someone named Chad.

Sources: CollegeHumor