Hero offers valuable service to America's sluts.

Hero offers valuable service to America's sluts.
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Hero offers valuable service to America's sluts.

Tired of uptight, buttoned-down pedestrians silently judging you as you trudge down the sidewalk with tussled hair, smeared makeup, and yesterday's booze still radiating from every pore? This Good Samaritan has taken it upon him or herself to get you from Point A to Point B with your dignity intact, all for the very reasonable price of $5 — which, to be fair, you would've been spending on that Plan B anyway.

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