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He's not a literal piece of shit, just a grinning representation of one. It's like she's playing out a story of unrequited love in a Charlie Kaufman movie.

It's a tale as old as time. You meet a beautiful, successful girl with a great sense of humor. Because this is a movie, that girl is model and actress Nargis goddamn Fakhri. If you don't already know her, you probably will after her role in the upcoming summer action flick Spy with Melissa McCarthy.







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The only problem is, she already has someone in her life. And he's a real piece of shit.







Mr Fecal is way too happy to go to work this morning...... As u can see I'm not. #mornings #early #notMetoday
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His name is literally Mr. Fecal.







Mr. Fecal did some modeling today. He has a million dollar smile.
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Everyone thinks he's sooooo funny.







Mr fecal met everyone on set today. He was very happy and so were the others. #happy #Goodshoot #MrFecalisNotaBoy
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Not only is he her boyfriend, she's madly in love with him.







Who ? Poo?
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They go on exotic trips together.








Headed to Kenya ..... I think I'm being followed ....

He flies first class.







I think he locked @fionadsouza14 somewhere and took her seat. #KenyaAirways Anything to meet #Sudan #Kenya ! #MrFecalisNotaBoy my little poo traveler.
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Even though his primary skill is looking good with a vapid smile.







Team work.
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She really loves him.





Safari ride
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All you can do is face your demons, grow as a person through Act 2 and hope to one day meet your own emoji to have a prototypical relationship with.

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