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West Palm Beach heroin and crack dealer Robert Phillips, 25, was recently arrested. According to police, when he was asked to help fill out his police report, Phillips wrote down "drug dealer" as his occupation.


He might as well have written "future prisoner." (via)

Wow. This is pretty much the dumbest thing a criminal could do. Phillips must have been following the steps to become the world's dumbest criminal.

If you are not familiar, the process to become the dumbest criminal on the planet is as follows:

Step 1: Steal a car.

Legal cars are for smart criminals only. Driving around in a stolen car is the best way to alert police to your criminal activity!

Sources: Counter Current News