James Franco is just playing a James Franco impersonator now, right?

"Am I straight? Am I gay? I don't know, what do I think? Wow, I crack me up!"
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In the most recent issue of Four Two Nine magazine, James Franco discussed his sexual orientation... by interviewing James Franco. Is there any way for James Franco to seem more James Franco than that? (Also, have we ever seen James Franco and Shia LaBouf hold hands? I worry that if they ever do, we'll discover that they're some sort of self-obsessed artist-weirdo Wonder Twins who, when they join forces, have the power to destroy us all with their navel-gazing.)

Sources: Perez Hilton