It's like Frost/Nixon, if Nixon were a frat boy.

There won't be another merry Christmas in this house until at least 2016. (via Philly Mag)

Earlier this week, we covered the story of Kappa Delta Rho, a fraternity at Penn State University that embodies all your worst prejudices against fraternities. The chapter was suspended after police learned that about a private Facebook page called "2.0" that was used by the Kappas for purposes ranging from chore scheduling to selling drugs and sharing naked pictures of women who had passed out at parties.

The frat has been suspended for a year, and although that might seem like a lenient punishment to some, at least one former Kappa feels like his brothers got a bum rap. He's so outraged, in fact, that he sent in this prepared statement to Philadelphia Magazine: