Why isn't that reporter doing anything to help??? (screengrab via News 9)

Johnnie Mullins, whose name only kind of sounds like he might be a character in a horror story, tries to be a good neighbor down in Mustang, Oklahoma. But his definition of "good neighbor" around Halloween is terrifying. Mullins sees it as his job to scare the kids (and adults) in honor of the holiday. His decoration of choice—a bloodied, fake body that looks like it's been caught in the garage door—has been upsetting some locals, but Johnnie won't apologize. "Just trying to scare people," he told News 9, laughing (maniacally). "It's what I like to do."

Sources: News 9