She's 36. Yes. 36.

Caped hero. (via Getty)

If you didn't know, there was a gossip burp on the Internet this week when an old classmate of Rebel Wilson dished to Woman's Day about the fact that she's old as hellllllll. 36?! Why is she still allowed out in public? Here's the incriminating evidence:

Wow, she got a lot done then, too. (via Woman's Day)

A celebrity lying about their age? I am SHOCKED. Actually, some of the confusion stems from Wilson throwing herself a 29th birthday last year, but that seems like maybe it was one of those "lady jokes" about how we're not allowed to ever turn 30 unless we want to be put in a boat and sent down the river, a la Amy Schumer's sketch, Last F*ckable Day:

Sources: Rebel Wilson | h/t UpRoxx | Woman's Day