19 Utterly Perfect Responses To 'Send Nudes' Texts

I'VE BEEN SENDING HIM A PICTURE OF THE LOADING SIGN AND HE STILL HASNT REALISED LMAO pic.twitter.com/TiPGT3p3s8

— par (@jwzayn) January 6, 2016

I just got nudes from team Snapchat

— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) January 1, 2017

"send nudes" pic.twitter.com/cFgziYqFsl

— flör (@hundredlettters) January 7, 2017

When you go to compose a tweet and your nudes pop up on the bottom of the screen like sis can I get some privacy

— Yarali ✨ (@yaarazula) January 4, 2017

Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes

Me: So what?

K: Then I'll tweet your drafts

M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out

— Elle (@Dcbelle02) February 19, 2015

Want his attention?

Send nudes

Want to piss him off?

When he responds,
reply "Oops, wrong person"

— Crazy Stalker Mom (@texasstalkermom) October 8, 2015

Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.

— Tim Carvell (@timcarvell) October 13, 2015

regular people: good morning baby, i love u

me (an intellectual): wake up send nudes bitch

— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) January 5, 2017

Nudes are an art, you aren't a hoe you're a Leonarhoe Da Vinci.

— DeAndre (@RastaCulturee) January 8, 2017

[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...]

EARTH: yo

GOD: what?

EARTH: send nudes

GOD: *creates Adam & Eve*

EARTH: nice

— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) October 4, 2015

if someone broke up with me id stop talking to them for months and then "accidentally" send them my best nudes & then continue not talking

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 6, 2017

I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes.

— Disappointed_Idealist (@Lil_Baked_Baker) August 11, 2016