25 memes that were literally written about you when you’re drunk.

25 memes that were literally written about you when you’re drunk.
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If you're like me, you've been destroying your liver for years now. You love to drink! Beer, wine, cocktails, margs — if it contains alcohol, you're chugging it and loving it. Whether it's going out to the club and getting lit, or drinking alone and crying in your room (or maybe that's just a "me" thing), drinking is your passion. Some may argue you have a slight drinking problem (BYE haters), while others may just consider you the life of the party.

Like the Amy Winehouse lyric "they tried to make me go to rehab I said, 'no, no, no'," you don't listen to anyone when they say you have a problem (RIP tho, Amy!). You love alcohol and making mistakes! Here are 25 memes that are spot-on for every borderline alcoholic. Maybe you can scroll through the next time you're shhwasted to keep you from doing something dumb you'll regret tomorrow morning. Probably not though — you're an intoxicated idiot.

Disclaimer: I did write this sober. I hope my mom is proud.

1. Real life photo of your inebriated ass last weekend:

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2. Anytime someone serves you a drink that actually tastes delightful:

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3. How you plan your day:

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4. ALWAYS, TBH.

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5. When your friend tries to act like your doctor.

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6. You've even curated your own drunken vernacular.

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7. And your drinking habit has helped you discover your real talents.

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8. HA, why do people even bother asking you?

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9. Your drunken stupid mistakes include: forgetting your car, cracking your phone screen, texting your ex, eating too much pizza etc.

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10. You arriving to your family dinner, or rather any event.

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11. Honestly, you only have a job to fund your drinking habits.

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12. You only double check things when alcohol is involved.

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13. Every f*cking day is a chance to celebrate.

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14. You don't understand people who don't drink everything that is in front of them. Do they not understand there are sober people out there DYING?

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15. The night after drinking is ALWAYS a sweatpants and detox day.

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16. You can't even watch TV sober at this point.

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17. What's worse: your beer count or your drunken mistake body count?

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18. But at least your drinking problem has helped you love the environment!

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19. When you're out, drawing attention to yourself is a must.

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20. This is your hungover morning ritual.

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21. Basically, you're known for telling EVERYONE you love them at a party.

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22. And you'll share everything, except your alc (greedy best friends, amiright?)

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23. All the photos you've ever been tagged in on Facebook.

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24. You only workout so you can drink more.

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25. But at least at the end of your life, you'll know you died a fabulous drunk b*tch!

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