The ruler of all of Wester OS.
"Kneel or be .exe-iled." (via reddit)
I have no idea what led redditor jonat1992 to build a mighty throne out of the hollow carcasses of slain PCs, but it's way more impressive than any of the things I do to procrastinate.
And that's not even the final version. Here he is appropriately crowned, daring any usurpers to claim his geeky seat:
"My royal decree is to turn it off and turn it back on again." (via reddit)