The ruler of all of Wester OS.

"Kneel or be .exe-iled." (via reddit)

I have no idea what led redditor jonat1992 to build a mighty throne out of the hollow carcasses of slain PCs, but it's way more impressive than any of the things I do to procrastinate.

And that's not even the final version. Here he is appropriately crowned, daring any usurpers to claim his geeky seat: