How-old.net takes your picture and uses algorithms to guess your age like a rude carnie.

How-old.net takes your picture and uses algorithms to guess your age like a rude carnie.
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Get ready to feel really flattered or really annoyed when a website tells you how old it thinks you are.

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Good job, Madonna! Keep eatin' that placenta or whatever you do.
(via Getty Images/How-old.net)

One great thing about the Internet is that it's constantly giving us new ways to be judged — and thanks to new technology, we don't even need other people to pass judgement on us! (Do you hear that, American Idol panel? YOUR TALENTS WILL SOON BE RENDERED OBSOLETE.)

How-old.net is the newest way to let the Internet tell you what's wrong (or maybe right) with you. Simply upload your photo, and it will use algorithms to guess your age and gender. Like so:

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With a few more years of experience, maybe that 44-year-old man will make something of himself! (via Getty Images/How-old.net)

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Always ask how How-old.net what it thinks of your facelift, because its answer is "It works GREAT." (via Getty Images/How-old.net)

As you can tell by the images above, the site isn't The Most Accurate. The How-old.net algorithms also think that I am, at the very least, five years older than I actually am, so I guess I need to start wearing more sunscreen or something. Oh, and ladies, here's a tip if you want to look younger in photos — fake blood adds 15 years.

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Maybe How-old.net thought that the blood is there because I'm a vampire, and it assumed that I must be older because I'm undead. (via Meg Favreau/How-old.net)

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