When a man truly loves a woman, he does more than care for her. He becomes her.
A man with a flawless plan, and a prominent Adam's apple. (via CEN)
Ayan Zhademov is a 20-year-old guy from Kazakhstan who did a really dumb thing, but for a kind of good reason. His 17-year-old girlfriend was freaking the eff out over a test she had to take to get placed in a good university, and at first, he did the normal boyfriend thing and tried to calm her down.
When that didn't work, he moved on to the less-normal boyfriend thing and dressed up as her, complete with a skirt and a wig, in order to take the test for her. See what I mean? Definitely dumb, but kind of noble.
Definitely no need to shave those legs. (via CEN)
Needless to say, the examiners weren't fooled. Though not because they suspected that Zhademov was a man. They just thought it was some different woman than the one on the identification card they were handed. So, I suppose that he almost got away with it. Almost?
"We suspected it might be another woman that had taken the candidate's place, but we never suspected it was a man that had taken her place. At least not until he started speaking," a spokesperson for the exam explained. "He tried speaking in a high voice but it was obvious then that he was a male."
Wait, his Monty Python-esque falsetto voice didn't fool them? That goes against everything I ever thought I knew about cross-dressing.
Anyway, he was fined the equivalent of $2,000 for his stupid actions. But a local businessman who was charmed by Zhademov's ingenuity stepped up and offered to pay half. What men will do for a pretty face.