1. The time a scrotum ran a marathon to raise cancer awareness.

What you expect from genitals is personal, but probably not as varied as it could be. A penis can be used in all sorts of unexpected and surprising ways if you have the imagination and flexibility to let in something new. For example, Jack Woodward ran the London Marathon dressed as testes to raise money for cancer research. That scrotum not only promoted cancer awareness, it ran a damn marathon! And that's just the base of what a penis can be. Let's move onto the main event.