Answer: The no alcohol part. Alcohol makes everything smell better.

Scumbags of the world, just stay off Yelp, okay? No one's saying you can't make a scene and get kicked out of a place for being gross or soliciting hand jobs or whatever. I mean, people are saying that, but if you do it you'll just get kicked out and everyone who works there will go home and complain to the people they sleep with and it'll all be in the past. Unless you go and try to crap on the place on Yelp.

Sources: Redditor datdouche | Gawker