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by Bob Powers

Like most people, I love my gadgets almost as much as I hate my body. My physical form is as disgusting and unsightly as an iPhone is sleek and elegant. I’m sick of having to apologize every time I walk into a room for making people look at my hideous, mole-ridden flab pile instead of their tablet screens. Wouldn’t it be great if they could look at me and a tablet screen?