Six proud "eye-douches."

In this immensely satisfying Daily Show segment from Jason Jones, one of the Google Glass wearers says we all are "going to be wearing these things probably in a year." If humanity continues to go the way it's been going over the past five years (ie. into hell's filthiest toilet), there's a chance she might be right. Though right now, it just seems impossible to believe, right? There's something just so immediate about the revulsion to seeing someone wearing a little face-computer. It's not like when iPhones and iPods were coming out lots of people were thinking, "No way I'd never want that." But these things, they're just bull's eyes for face-punch opportunities.

Sources: h/t Valleywag | The Daily Show