No one ever searches "How to make Google feel a little better." Sniff.

Brian Huskey returns in the latest chapter of "If Google Was A Guy," the saga of the most miserable anthropomorphized website on Earth, as told by CollegeHumor. This edition includes a special appearance from Siri, as well as a very satisfying nod to the anti-vaxxer wing of the Internet.

Sources: College Humor on YouTube