The zebra's queef is its first line of defense against an approaching foe.
It's hard to say what's more entertaining, all of the nobody GOP reps suddenly appearing on cable news and making absolute asses of themselves, or Jon Stewart's nightly, increasingly scatalogical tirade in response. Is name-calling the right way to go? YES! When a slew of overpaid adults behave like trantrum-throwing children falling to the floor of the department store when they don't get their way, forcing their mother (Obama? The voters in the upcoming congressional elections?) to drag them home to be spanked, yes, name-calling seems to be exactly the way to address these zebra queefs. Video below:
In an earlier segment, Stewart went through his catalog of GOP name-calling to remind us of the monikers we might have missed: