You're in an arcade. No one ever wins here.
Of all the punctuation marks out there that are used incorrectly by the Grammar Nazi-baiting English manglers of the world, the apostrophe is unquestionably the most common. Between all the errant your/you're and their/there/they're mix-ups out there, it's the Toyota Carolla of grammar mistakes. But there's another punctuation mark out there that sign-makers can't seem to get the hang of, with often disastrous results.
CAUTION: "Dog" may or may not be a very aggressive 8-year-old in a spiked collar.
These are the prices for "coffee." If you want coffee, find a Starbucks, Warren Buffett.
Hey man, just say you watched. We'll look the other way.
"We're legally required to use the quotation marks because he's been dead for seven days."
When the alarm sounds, these turn into an exclamation point.
"We offer the buckets, but you have to bring your own hose."
None of them work but at least have the common courtesy to make a "whoosh" sound.
To be fair, there could be quotation marks around every usage of "hotdog."
using the font options in their word processor.
A sign so unnecessary it actually makes the previous sign less effective.
"Oh, we definitely know CPR, but we might be busy checking Twitter or something."
Under no circumstances should you see them for a bathroom deal.