Dear Nazis,

Are you really so dumb that you are unaware of the single most common use of the word "nazi," aside from describing the original Nazis? I mean, obviously, you're pretty f-ing dumb. You're Nazis. American Nazis (perhaps even Illinois Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis) who are obviously also unaware of what the word "American" means. 

You'd think there'd be a hundred grammar nazi jokes a day in the ANP clubhouse, but I guess humor isn't their strong suit. After all, they say Jews are pretty funny, so maybe the ANP just avoids humor and irony out of principle.