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Let's just hope for the best and say he was drinking milk. (Via WXYZ)

A Michigan man stole an ambulance and drove it to a strip club because those who can, do.

Bryan Kryscio stole an unattended ambulance outside of McLaren Hospital in Pontiac, MI on Sunday. WXYZ reports that the attendants were in such a rush taking their patient into the hospital that they left the vehicle running with the keys in the ignition. 51-year-old Kryscio, like a beacon of unbridled id, remixed the ignition and drove that bad boy at a very safe pace over to a topless bar on Eminem's now infamous 8 Mile Road.

Sources: ABC WXYZ