Grandparents have really lame senses of humor. They're all like "Do you know what day Army Day is? March Forth!" and when you say "hey!" they're all "Hey is for horses!" and they're also all like "check out the duct tape I put over the baby's mouth! HAHAHAHAHA!" Wait...that last one doesn't sound right.

"You're going to regret this after you finish reading me Hansel and Gretel."

Sources: 10tv