Andrew Mason, the CEO of hair removal enthusiast website Groupon (they also offer daily deals on other retail services), was finally fired after over four years of flooding inboxes with discounts on everything from Thai food to plastic surgery. He refrains from pretending to have parted the company of his own volition, announcing plainly "I was fired today." Though in keeping with the tone of annoying Groupon copy, Mason peppers the letter with "jokes" that make you kind of want to punch your computer. He acknowledges many of his mistakes in running the company, though he claims it was all in the interest of serving the customer, failing to mention all those small businesses who tried partnering with Groupon and vowed to never repeat the mistake. The rest of his letter is below:

Sources: Digg