If "Tooth Fairy" is even your real name...
There comes a day in every parent's life when your kids finally recognize you for the fraud that you are. Redditor willsanderson reached that day recently, when he found this scathing takedown of the "Tooth Fairy" under his daughter's pillow.
The kicker is in the postscript. Not only is Lexi not fooled by the Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus, she's known her parents are just trying to fool her since last Easter, a veritable lifetime ago. Why couldn't you just let out live out their fantasy, Lexi? You know it's hard for them.
Ultimately, Willsanderson and his wife are lucky. A savvier kid would have demanded more money per tooth.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)