Thanks to this nifty photoshop job from @bflip33, we now know that Guy Fieri without his frosted tips and goatee would look like an over-the-hill '80s magician. It does not help that he is already wearing what appears to be a purple velour suit. 

That said, the Guy Fieri hate has got to stop. Poor guy! 

He's so affable! He just wants us all to appreciate the mouthfeel of a gigantic juicy hot dog covered in crispy onions. He wants us to know where we can get it too! He wants us to have tasty-but-affordable salsas! Is that so wrong?

Sources: h/t UPROXX | @bflip33