"Kids today, with their music and their bedazzled jeans and their slightly redder than natural hair color! Send them all home from school. Then schools will be great, with no kids. Ha ha."

Savannah Keesee lived the above dramatic reenactment when her principal sent her home from her St. Francois County school for dyeing her hair with Garnier Fructis permanent auburn. Savannah is no rebel, this dye job was mother approved and facilitated. Still, she told Fox 2 News that her principal was like, "Red hair, DO care:"

Sources: Fox 2 Now | h/t BuzzFeed