Somewhere out there, Nick Kroll is preparing a copyright lawsuit against this guy.

Greatness comes in many forms. One of those forms is going above and beyond the call of the standard bro-douche. This is what (that form of) greatness looks like. This goatee-sculpture has slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of awful. This creature is so shamefully terrible that he could only conceivably exist in ultra-douchey environments without perishing. Outside of a bottle-service club, an Equinox gym, a tanning studio or perhaps Long Island, this man would almost definitely be held down and forced to shave by a disapproving mob of everyone and their grandmothers.

Sources: redditor hateraidgonnahate