"Listen, I'm the good cop. You don't want to deal with my partner in front."

It's a dirty city, but one man and the back of his head are here to clean it up, along with the other members of his squad (see below). This is, in addition to being awesome, a pretty good pickpocket deterrent, like a criminal scarecrow. If he rides a motorcycle (without a helmet), we bet people behind him would think it was a cop turning around and looking at them, and they'd slow down. Sadly, the haircut was buzzed down with only two days left until retirement. See the full haircut squad below:

Sources: Redditor TheWordKurt