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I feel owned. Do you feel owned? I think we just got owned, you guys.

That's 16-year-old Brandon Bowen, who identifies himself as "Professional fatty / amateur viner" in his Vine profile (which has over 28,000 followers and counting). The clip is captioned, "I got my hater blockers on." With the low overhead and high demand, this invention could easily win on Shark Tank. If only he could invent a version that lets one deal with "haters" while driving.

(by Bob Powers)

Sources: Brandon Bowen on Vine