Jesus's mom said I should do it.

The Agony and the Excrement-cy. (via KSBY)

Andrew Gilbertson stood trial Wednesday for the 2013 robbery of a Bank of America in San Luis Obispo, CA. According to KSBY, Gilberston was giving his testimony on the witness stand when court had to be called for recess because the defendant "ate his own feces."

Well... shit.

Sources: KSBY | h/t Uproxx