Yeah right, USU Police have definitely smoked it by now.
A Logan, Utah, newspaper's police blotter included this item about a baggie of marijuana found on campus at Utah State University. Obviously, the newspaper is just ribbing anyone who would be stupid enough to go to the police and say the pot is theirs; on the other hand, no one would know you were lying if you went over there and said the pot was yours, and then [taps nose] free pot. Definitely call first and find out how big a "small bag" is. It's almost 4/20, so whoever lost this bag of marijuana is probably already using Kickstarter to raise money for replacement weed (anyone who donates $1 or more gets a free Pringle).