Brooklyn's five resources: coffee, bicycles, vinyl, skinny jeans, and kale.

Although this parody of the Settlers of Catan board game is pretty funny, I think it kind of strains credulity. For one thing, this video posits that four young Brooklyn residents would be capable of sitting around a table for a minute and twenty seconds without one of them getting up to take a call in the stairwell? Really?!

Also, that one guy's scarf is red with yellow and black stripes. What is this, mid-to-late 2014? No Brooklynite would be caught dead in a scarf like that in late first-quarter 2015.

Sources: Above Average | h/t Pixable