It was three good to be true. (Via Facebook)
The beautiful dream we've held so dearly to her chest is over.
Jasmine Tridevil, the Tampa woman who found immediate Internet fame after claiming to be the first mentally unstable woman to have a third breast implanted between her two real ones has been exposed, and no, we don't get to see that third nipple.
Earlier today, TMZ revealed Jasmine Tridevil for the hoaxer she is. Her secret squeezed out accidentally when her luggage was stolen at an airport. According to a document retrieved from the Tampa International Airport Police Dept., a whole bunch of luggage was stolen from an American Airlines conveyor belt, including Miss Tridevil's (actual name Alisha Hessler) black nylon roller bag. The thieves were caught after being able to ID them from surveillance video, and police inspected each stolen bag as they built their case to prosecute. What was found in Tridevil's bag? Some clothes, stilettos heels, some paperwork, a hairbrush, and...
A "3 Breast Prosthesis." (Via TMZ)
Horror of horrors. Now, not only is it clear that Jasmine Tridevil's fake third boob was fake, her other two real ones were fake as well.
Questions abound. Who made her prosthetic that she told cops cost her $5K? What's that line just below her phone in the above picture? Is that part of the prosthetic? Is her hair covering the other line? Did we have the evidence all along and didn't notice because we were all hypnotized by her third fucking tit? How long did the police hold onto her fake jugs for "safekeeping?" And what, for the love of anything, do her real boobs look like???
I'm hoping, nay, begging, she will show her two real boobs, along with the episodes of the reality show she paid for and shot herself, Jasmine's Jugs, on her new Facebook page. The page was created just this Monday, September 22nd, under her real name Alisha Hessler (Actor/Director), and instead of simply linking, I am going to spell out the URL here, so you can see it in all its glory:
Dot tits indeed, Miss Hessler, dot tits indeed.
(by Myka Fox)