It didn't go over well.

Update 12/3/13: Elan Gale admits his "Diane In 7A" story was a hoax.


Previously: We see them at every gate. Those people. The ones who've decided that they are the only passengers that matter, that everyone else on the plane must just be flying for kicks, but they actually have someplace to be. Yesterday, Elan Gale, a producer of ABC's The Bachelor, was waiting for his flight to board and he spotted one such woman. So he took to his Twitter feed to document the woman's airport insolence, and once they got in the air, he decided to respond.

It started at the gate.

At this point, she's already annoying, but we all lose our senses occasionally when talking to representatives of a large, faceless corporation.

Unless you're starring in a Home Alone sequel, your case is not special.

Oh, damn. We just departed Un-Self-Aware International on a non-stop flight to Nope, Just An A-Hole Memorial Airport.

Sources: Elan Gale on Twitter | BuzzFeed