There is one thing you can count on in this crazy world and that's terrible dad jokes from your father. Prove to your dad this holiday season he's not the only one who knows how to make people groan at his jokes by whipping out these little beauties. Maybe then you'll finally be able to win his approval. If you're feeling naughty, check out these dirty holiday jokes.

1. Why does Santa hate going down the chimney?

He's Claus-trophobic.

2. Which reindeer loves cleaning?



3. Why are snowmen so popular?

Because they're cool!

Snow popular with the ladies.
Snow popular with the ladies.

4. Why do Christmas trees love the past?

Because the presents' beneath them.

5. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it soots him.

6. What is the first thing an elf learns in school?

The elf-abet

7. What does one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

Get it? Their noses are carrots.
Get it? Their noses are carrots.

8. What is a snowman's favorite cereal?


9. Which reindeer needs an attitude adjustment?


10. Why should you never mess with Santa?

He's got a black belt.

11. How can you tell Santa is nearby?

You can sense his presents.

12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?



13. Who is a snowman's favorite aunt?

Aunt-artica .

14. Why was the snowman buying a carrot?

He was picking his nose.

15. Why did Mrs. Claus tell Santa to bring an umbrella?

Because of the rain-deer.