Fall in love with Channing Tatum by reading choice quotes from his Reddit AMA.

Fall in love with Channing Tatum by reading choice quotes from his Reddit AMA.

You can win a date with Channing Tatum, or just keep loving him through the Internet as usual.

Fall in love with Channing Tatum by reading choice quotes from his Reddit AMA.

He's out of this world. (via Getty)

Channing Tatum went on Reddit to do an "Ask Me Anything" about what it's like being Channing Tatum. I've always felt like everything I need to know about Channing Tatum was pretty much summed through dance moves.

But he's actually a pretty funny, charming guy! And if you're interested in going on a date with an extremely attractive man who is also married and will never touch you: you can! He's auctioning off a date for charity that includes accompanying him to the Magic Mike XXL premiere. He did the "ask me anything" to promote the auction, the movie, and his magnificent self:

What's up, reddit. Chan here. With the premiere of Magic Mike XXL coming up in a few weeks, I thought I'd expose myself… to your questions.

On pooping in a blizzard:

It actually freezes before it hits the ground.

On his penis' nickname:


On his fav sandwich fixings:

k get ready: it's very complicated.
bread, white. peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. bread. and then some cheetos shoved in there, and then you're good to go.

On how many times is too many for watching "Step Up":

I guess you need to see it as many times as it takes you to realize how bad my acting is in it. And fast forward to the dancing parts after that.

On the possibility of full frontal in his upcoming movie:

haha "for a friend" I do not do full frontal but i can promise you when you're standing in front of a bunch of people in a very small thong it doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. Your "friend" should be happy.

On texting with Chris Pratt:

The last picture I took on my phone I was going into a meeting and there was a tv on the wall playing CNN and they were talking about Jurassic World shattering box office openings so I sent that to my buddy Pratt. I'm just really proud of him, happy for him. It also said something about southeast Texas weather pressure.
That's what I was really trying to tell Pratt, to make sure he was aware of a pressure front coming in.

Celebrities: they have boring conversations about the weather, just like us!