Holy shit! A chair!
How to get people to take over your summer sublet? Don't just lure them into your room with a soulless list of measurements and amenities. Convince them that they'll want to surrender themselves to the vibe of your life, like the occupant of this room did. The poster of this ad clearly relishes every minute detail of their existence in this bedroom, and why wouldn't they? It's like a tree-house for a twenty-two-year old, complete with inanimate tree-house friends. Every nook and cranny is annotated with a delighted insight. If we were younger, or were running away from something and decided to hide out in Baltimore for a summer, we'd totally take them up on it.
At first we thought it said "pee into the scary basement." Double-check if that's allowed.
Don't read the books. Stop trying to be better than everybody. Just live.
We'd kill to live in a garbage zone with mixed recycling.
Oh my God! Eff it, we're taking it.
It's like a real-life Jeffy episode of Family Circus!
They have a point. NO ONE would think to break into that house.