Taylor Swift registered the website ITaughtTaylorSwiftHowToGiveHead.com.

Taylor Swift registered the website ITaughtTaylorSwiftHowToGiveHead.com.

Taylor Swift is always one step ahead.


Let the Photoshop artistry commence. (via Getty Images)

When you're a celeb, you gotta prepare for the inevitable, like someone trying to claim that they taught you how to give head.

Taylor Swift (and her myriad of teams) just brought down Ronnie Cremer's website ITaughtTaylorSwift.com, even though he was actually her former guitar teacher. After he registered his domain, Swift and her rights management team TAS brought legal action to stop him because it "incorporates the famous Taylor Swift trademark in its entirety and suggests TAS's sponsorship or endorsement of your website"


To prevent further abuse of TayTay's good name, she (and her rights management company and the brand-protection domain name registrar MarkMonitor) bought up any domain name that anyone who has ever taught her would think to obtain.

Most head-turning of the bunch?


Domain Wire obtained proof of the registry, in case you think this is a subtle plot devised by Katy Perry:



Despite the legal block, whoever actually taught her that skill probably still feels pretty good about it.