You weren't very fun to hang out with for a lot of your life.  First you were pooping yourself, then screaming a lot, then fondling yourself and resenting the world and the people who put you there, and then an alcoholic and/or money pit.  It's never too late, though, to stop, listen, and really get to know the couple'a knuckleheads who'll always be in your corner.  Here's how: