That's the real heavy elements of evil right there. Ununbium's got nothing on this.

The folks over at Dorothy, a UK design studio, have put out a special edition of this Periodic Table of Social Issues, although "social issues" seems to be a polite, British way of saying "everything that's wrong with this miserable species called homo sapiens" Maybe the scariest part is that they seem to have had no problem filling out the entire 114 currently-known element boxes with exampes of how horrible you are:

Now, class, memorize this and fall into a deep depression for six months.

Sources: Dorothy | PopSci