Hey, you raised 'em. (Via redditor imn8bro)
Best Man speeches pretty much come in two varieties. There's the all-about-me speech, which includes some variation on, "As some of you here know, I've been going through some hard times, but Jeff was there for me when I needed him!" That's the downer speech, where the Best Man all but holds up his 6-month AA chip for everyone to see.
The other one is the "humiliate the groom with horrible stories of debauchery and pretty much tell the bride he probably gave her HPV by now" speech. We can be pretty sure that's the speech that was given by redditor imn8bro at his brother's wedding, based on this instant classic of a pic that he shared yesterday.
The parents are clearly not feeling too proud of the boys they've raised:
But the real star of the photo is this guy, down right...
An uncle? Or the father of the bride, maybe, who's just realizing what kind of reprobate he handed his daughter off to? Whoever he is, that is the official face of a man who is fully planning to get enough scotches in him to go up to that dais and take a swing at a groomsman.
(by Bob Powers)