5 People Having a Bad Monday.

Maggie Lalley

Jul 10, 2023 | 5:40 AM

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Happy Monday! We hope you enjoyed your weekend. These five celebs are in crisis. Take a look!

5. Jonah Hill, because he 'emotionally abused' his girlfriend.

Jonah Hill was originally praised for Stutz, a documentary he released last year about his experience with therapy. Now, his ex-girlfriend, professional surfer Sarah Brady, is accusing him of emotional abuse.

Hill uses a lot of 'therapy' terms in the controlling and abusive texts that he sent to Sarah. Does Jonah Hill deserve to be cancelled? The internet seems torn. That is to say, women are taking Sarah's side and men are taking Jonah's side. Can you believe it?

Jonah Hill, to his partner: if u have male friends or wear revealing clothing or continue to do ur job, no hard feelings but I WILL leave u
Men of twitter: wow what a clear communication of boundaries
— Anna Fitzpatrick (@bananafitz) July 9, 2023

Jonah Hill is a great example of that old saying, give a man some therapy, and you heal him for a day; teach a man therapy words and you feed his manipulation for a lifetime.
— Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) July 9, 2023

jonah hill using therapy speak and telling his ex gf that her pictures on ig are “triggering” and “hurtful” to him is just further proof of how even the most leftist appearing “feminist” men are pathetic douchebags
— the wizard of loneliness (@twinkp3aks) July 8, 2023

This Jonah Hill development only bolsters my strong belief that all therapists should have one parent-teacher conference type day a year where their clients’ friends/peers can come in and be like “so this is how they really act.”
— Kady Ruth A (@kady_ruth) July 9, 2023

Re: Jonah Hill’s gross texts: my therapist honestly changed my life when he stopped me from saying someone was “violating my boundaries” and explained that boundaries are values you impose on yourself and your own behavior, not rules you can enforce on other people.
— summer anne burton (@summeranne) July 9, 2023

Let me clear something up for the men of Twitter:

Jonah Hill wasn’t *actually* offering to leave the relationship. If Sarah Brady had agreed it was best to part ways, he would have changed tactics to try to get the outcome he wanted.

That’s how ultimatums in abuse work.
— Dr. Nicole Bedera (@NBedera) July 9, 2023

I've seen folks tweet that if Jonah Hill wanted a gf who didn't post bathing suit pictures or have guy friends he shouldn't have dated a surfer.

But here's the thing: Emotionally abusive & controlling men don't want 'submissive' women, they want to take strong women down a peg
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) July 9, 2023

In my replies, I see a whole lot of entitled, jealous men who feel called out by this Jonah Hill discourse. And y’all…

Women are not required to live smaller lives because a boyfriend is jealous. That’s controlling. And there is no “nice” way to be controlling.
— Dr. Nicole Bedera (@NBedera) July 9, 2023

i hate being online. two days ago i didnt have an opinion about jonah hill but now i do. i dont need that in my life. i have enough going on
— zach silberberg supports the WGA (@zachsilberberg) July 9, 2023

I think it’s telling how many women are saying the Jonah Hill discourse is triggering memories for them & how many men refuse to see a commonality there & instead are supporting him. If all the women around you are telling you the same thing, maybe you should shut up & listen?
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) July 9, 2023

For everyone saying Jonah Hill was just "setting boundaries" regarding Sarah Brady. This explains why those weren't boundaries but rather means to manipulate and control her into doing what he desires. pic.twitter.com/dasfp9Q0nU
— Mellow 🌻Margie (@mnsbelle) July 9, 2023

I will regret weighing in on this, but: The Jonah Hill thing is a great example of why I find it so annoying when people use being in therapy as a barometer of whether someone is a good or well-adjusted person.
— Garnet Henderson (@garnethenderson) July 9, 2023

Can we let women be hot while surfing? Is it too much to ask? We're over your boundaries Jonah! Onto the next floundering celeb.

4. Casey Desantis, Ron Desantis's wife, because she's being accused of faking cancer.

Casey Desantis, our potential future first lady, is trending on Twitter and it's awkward. Team Trump accused Casey of pretending to have cancer for attention. On top of that, people are bullying her relentlessly for her appearance. Let's peruse.

I just saw someone call Casey Desantis "Tacky Onassis" and you're welcome enjoy
— Dr. Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) July 9, 2023

"Casey DeSantis's cancer isn't real!" pic.twitter.com/lzOlS9GV7q
— Max-a-Lago (@MaxNordau) July 10, 2023

Casey DeSantis when she was playing a little boy on TV. pic.twitter.com/Hnx11EqRTt
— 🌊Retrievals🐾resists🌊 🇺🇦🇵🇷 (@Retrievals1) July 10, 2023

The irony of Casey DeSantis saying "when you come for our kids, we fight back" while her husband passes permitless carry in the mass shooting capitol of the country.

Insane. pic.twitter.com/izYkCOwoNE
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) July 6, 2023

LOOK: Team Trump accuses Casey DeSantis of lying about having had cancer, then lies and says that she never accused Casey DeSantis of lying about having had cancer. pic.twitter.com/MT618TUlVw
— Max-a-Lago (@MaxNordau) July 10, 2023

At first I was like poor Casey desantis, how she must feel trending as Eddie Munster. She’s a person with feelings and emotions. But then I remembered she’s a horrible human being.
— WokeSasshole (@Karmageddeon) July 10, 2023

Being accused of faking a terminal illness and trending as Eddie Munster? Weird day for Casey! Onto the next.

3. Jamie Foxx, because people think he's a clone.

Jamie Foxx was hospitalized in April for a mysterious illness. Some fans think he experienced paralysis from the Covid vaccine. Now that he's back and been photographed for the first time since his hospitalization, people are convinced that he's a clone. Ok then....let's take a look.

From what I understand Jamie Foxx was pushed to take the Covid vaccine and got paralysis from it and has never been the same. I used to see him often in my area on his little boat on the lake, and I have not seen him since he was hospitalized.

I heard that his boat was sold.…
— Dr. Dawn Michael (@DawnsMission) July 10, 2023

If they are cloning Jamie Foxx, where can I buy one? Asking for a friend. And if they ever clone Colin Farrell, I am asking for myself.
— Caro 🇺🇲🇨🇷 (@carogonza2) July 10, 2023

Good point. If Jamie Foxx IS a clone, how can we get in on this? Onto the next!

2. Elon Musk, because Twitter is losing users to its rival Meta company, Threads.

If you haven't heard, Twitter is OUT and Threads is IN. Elon cannot handle this. Mark Zuckerberg is top dog again and it's getting uncomfortable.

When all my homies leave for threads 😔🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Twitter #ThreadsApp #threadsvstwitter pic.twitter.com/GArMOwp0Zj
— 🕶🌴🦁FridayFrankie🕶🌴🦁 (@Califinest831) July 6, 2023

Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg fight!🥊 pic.twitter.com/Ij8ZeSpAbT
— DogeCoin Ride (@DogecoinRide) July 3, 2023

Mark Zuckerberg Vs Elon Musk at the next Illuminati meeting pic.twitter.com/5xU5z3PAm3
— Ň Î Ň J Â (@Kemboy254) July 7, 2023

Found footage of the Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg fight. pic.twitter.com/6u3TlPM6Pb
— Greegsy's Gloves (@Gers89_) July 9, 2023

Who will win this battle? Also, have you joined Threads yet?

1. Sam Smith, because he's being accused of being a Satan worshipper.

Apparently Sam Smith's latest tour is totally inappropriate. The tweets are controversial. Let's read!

Sam Smith.

You have lost your damn mind.

Doing acts like that in front of an all age crowd.

What in the fu…
— Red (@shouldseemenow) July 10, 2023

sam smith is satanic & disgusting
— dem (@demiparishoopes) July 10, 2023

Sam Smith needs to get cancelled already
— Egal (@EGTVEgal) July 10, 2023

It’s not even Sam smith… it’s his team, his makeup artist, the choreographers, his production label, there’s a whole bunch of people co-ordinating this show.
— Brady Mayor-Peters (@brady_mayor) July 10, 2023

Does Sam Smith deserve to be cancelled, or is he just having fun? Thoughts? Anyway, we hope you're having a better Monday than these celebs!

Sources: Twitter

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