As I was perusing images for a post yesterday, I accidentally stumbled upon what may be one of the great, overlooked epidemics of our time -- stock photo models who are too sexy to know how to eat fruit right. "Why did no one teach these models how to eat fruit the right way? This is so unfortunate! Something ought to be done!" I thought (because I am nothing if not a humanitarian).
Fruit is delicious, of course, but only if you know how to eat it correctly. For instance, this poor guy is trying to eat a grapefruit bysipping on one of many straws sticking out of his lady friends underwear. I will have you know that this is impossible.