Since Donald Trump is too much of a scumbag to realize how subhuman it is to hold a $5 million charitable donation hostage as a political stunt while much of the country is in a state of emergency, Twitter user and comedy writer Jason Roeder decided to take Trump's money and put it where his chapped, bloviating mouth is. In a few tweets earlier today he "thanked" Donald Trump for dropping the politics and donating his $5 million to victims of Hurricane Sandy with no strings attached, even though Trump would never do anything so...human. The hashtag #ThanksDonald quickly spread across Twitter, sending the rumor that Donald Trump might not be an infantile troll viral. Hopefully more tweets like the below will force Donald Trump to either publicly deny the rumor that he is a good person, or succumb to the pressure and actually give up the money for a good cause (never happen).