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Newark Mayor Cory Booker is probably regretting all the press he got for saving that woman from a house fire. Now his constituency is calling upon their super-mayor to handle their supermarket emergencies. Come on REEE, don't you think Cory Booker has a little too much on his plate right now? If you need more Hot Pockets, for God's sake just do like the rest of us and call Ryan Gosling. We'll let him know you need him to make a run as soon as he gets his ass over here with the salsa we asked him to buy. (Btw, been over an hour already, Gos. Quit breaking up street-fights and make with the snacks.)

Sources: Twitter