In what is somehow the most and least surprising image from Hurricane Sandy so far, the phrase "any port in a storm" has come to life tonight on Craigslist, where New York's horniest denizens are desperately trying to scrounge up some last minute depravity before they lose the charge on their MacBook Pros. So if you live in lower Manhattan and you see a guy wading up the street in a waterlogged furry costume, now you know why.

Sources: Cracked