Yeah, guys. Let's do the calm, rational thing here and listen to Lindsay Lohan.  Buying bread and boarding up your windows is so pessimistic! What you should be doing right now is overpowering Hurricane Whatever-Her-Name-Is with positive vibes and praying for an end to this tragic hurricane war. If only New Orleans had Lohan there for guidance during Hurricane Katrina — unfortunately she spent most of 2005 locked in a West Hollywood bathroom with a briefcase full of heroin.

Sources: Lindsay Lohan