The sexiest possible way to measure the progression of Hurricane Sandy.

The sexiest possible way to measure the progression of Hurricane Sandy.
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So this past Thursday morning the storm was pretty much at "Summer Nights" strength, increasing throughout the day to "Look At Me I'm Sandra Dee" levels. By Friday coastal winds stirred the storm to "Hopelessly Devoted To You" conditions, quickly escalating it to a Category Greased Lightning Storm on Saturday. Sunday saw the storm leaping beyond "Beauty School Dropout" strength all the way to John Travolta's "Sandy" solo. By around 8 PM tonight we should be at a full-on "You're The One That I Want" storm, and the hurricane should be wearing that skin-tight leather outfit that launched millions of American boys directly into their pubescence.

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