6 new contenders for the single-biggest hypocrite to ever post on Facebook.

6 new contenders for the single-biggest hypocrite to ever post on Facebook.
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Double the points for cramming some sexism into your hypocrisy! (Via)

Don't hate the Facebook hypocrites, cherish them. They are the digital manifestation of the frailty of human resolve. Also, they're really entertaining. if people were able to stick to a cohesive belief system from status to status, Facebook would be so predictable and dull. Here are just a handful of Facebook hypocrites who go out of their way to keep us guessing.

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Everything you take part in is probably "the lowest form." (Via)


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Thank you for sharing that. (Via)



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He's going to be alone for a very long time. (Via)



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You can never date yourself then. (Via)

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If you're experiencing self-irritation there's a cream you should try. (Via)


Updated 12/29/14:

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Well, yeah. Why would you not post on FB if you can't tell people on FB about it? (Via)


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That's one hell of a righter. (Via)


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But that's just my opinion on the matter. (Via)


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Jessica made it 7 hours. It was a good effort. (Via)


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Living proof. (Via)

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Updated 11/17/14:

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Betting no one appreciated this. (Via)


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Just let us know when you're off the road and we will. (Via)

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Thank you for providing the perfect example of one such "something." (Via)

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With this status it should be "who you three are." (Via)

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We're too many levels deep now. (Via)

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Updated 10/20/14:

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Driving and texting is okay if you'll only kill yourself and other adults. (Via)

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Drop the charade, Jessica, and own it! (Via)

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Already hated him, then he doubled-down the loathing with "hard house. (Via)

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Sounds like someone got a job? (Via)

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(Via)

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Hypocritical about hypocrisy! It's hypocrisy inception! (Via)

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What about our idiots? (Via)

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Updated 9/15/14:

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You know we can see you, right? (Via)

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Perhaps they aren't being sarcastic with the "yeah, sounds like it"? (Via)

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It's different when you do it to monitor your tanning progress. (Via)

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The medium is the message. (Via)

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Translation: I am childish. (Via)

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Make sure and live-tweet your electronics-free period. (Via)

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Updated 8/18/14:

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This got "hella" real. (Via)

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Hey CoughCough, are you going to take that crap?! (Via)

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The anti-bullying movement had a good run. (Via)

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Her badassery fluctuates from day to day. (Via)

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May you never practice what you preach, Jordan, you ripped slab of sex. (Via)

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Updated 7/14/14:

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And never complain about people complaining about people complaining on Facebook! (Via)

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Some profile pics are a mirror into one's own soul. (Via)

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She said young girls. That pic on the right was posted after two long days of aging. (Via)

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Present company excluded? (Via)


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Dan's not going to let you back out of this Adam. Happy 4th. (Via)

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But that movie is how Ashley feels. (Via)

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Slut-shaming, thy name is Corinne. (Via)

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Updated 6/17/14:

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That's how people die you hypocritical animals!(Via)

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But when girls bitch about other girls bitching about other girls bitching... That's fine! (Via)

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Maybe they're being sincere? "I'm glad everyone behaves just like me. It's good to belong." (Via)

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"We only went in there to get directions away from there!" -The Simpsons (Via)

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Updated 5/20/14:

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Come on. You gotta have one last party for the road. (Via)

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Fun fact, 95% of all status updates are posted near some form of toilet. (Via)

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You first. (Via)

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Can't I just attack others without being attacked for attacking others? (Via)

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Feeling whatever the opposite of self-aware is. (Via)

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You know, you can do the missionary position without actually converting people to Christ, duh! (Via)

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Posted 4/28/14:

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Also, his mind, soul, and morals are useless. Those abs are all he's got! (Via)

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What a difference a day can make.
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Via mobile!

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Physician, heal thyself (of fucktardation)!

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These two will get to the bottom of this eventually. (Via)

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You forgot to tag some people. (Via)

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Willis who? Willis engaged in an internal battle for control of his moral center. (Via)

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Perhaps you would have meant more if you hadn't cheated? (Via)

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Good to see you've cheered up...and lost all empathy. (Via)

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No, the purpose was for Zuckerberg to get back at a girl. Didn't you see The Social Network? (Via)

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You're going to hold him to something he said 25 whole minutes ago? Sheesh! (Via)

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Well, when two people love each other very much, they do what you did. (Via)

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But how else will Facebook know their review of the first 20 minutes of the movie? (Via)

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Baby steps.

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And they were bros forever and ever amen.
(Via)

(by Bob Powers)

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