Double the points for cramming some sexism into your hypocrisy! (Via)

Don't hate the Facebook hypocrites, cherish them. They are the digital manifestation of the frailty of human resolve. Also, they're really entertaining. if people were able to stick to a cohesive belief system from status to status, Facebook would be so predictable and dull. Here are just a handful of Facebook hypocrites who go out of their way to keep us guessing.


Everything you take part in is probably "the lowest form." (Via)

Thank you for sharing that. (Via)

He's going to be alone for a very long time. (Via)

You can never date yourself then. (Via)

If you're experiencing self-irritation there's a cream you should try. (Via)

Updated 12/29/14:

Well, yeah. Why would you not post on FB if you can't tell people on FB about it? (Via)

That's one hell of a righter. (Via)

But that's just my opinion on the matter. (Via)

Jessica made it 7 hours. It was a good effort. (Via)

Living proof. (Via)

Updated 11/17/14:

Betting no one appreciated this. (Via)

Just let us know when you're off the road and we will. (Via)


Thank you for providing the perfect example of one such "something." (Via)


With this status it should be "who you three are." (Via)


We're too many levels deep now. (Via)


Updated 10/20/14:

Driving and texting is okay if you'll only kill yourself and other adults. (Via)


Drop the charade, Jessica, and own it! (Via)


Already hated him, then he doubled-down the loathing with "hard house. (Via)